I didn't know which side to root for.

Last night I had a dream the entire cast of Heroes was battling two giant robots over control of A&W.

A Stretch.

Likes: Returning to your bed after getting up and finding it still nice and warm, and falling back to sleep.

Dislikes: Having a workplace that is so unorganized that you don't know if you're working at 7 am or 7 pm.

So Today At Work...

..I made someone laugh so hard their nose started bleeding.

Hilarious Anecdote

Reference to something seemingly ordinary during my regular day that quickly and uproariously goes astray and turns into something un-ordinary and irregular.

Close with clever witticism and sarcastic insight.