My last post was a wannabe blog, I didn't tell you anything about the movie, because I hate people who ruin movies, I could only bear to let myself tell you how awesome it is. So please don't get mad at me and stop viewing my blog in accordance to your anger. This blog is all I have left. That and my outrageously large palms. I mean seriously, these things are huge. They may not measure out to be anything above ordinary, but in ratio to the rest of my hands; WATCH OUT!!!

Here's an accurate depiction of my hands *not to scale*

Oh man, tonight I watched Shaun of the Dead.
Best. Movie. Ever. Invented.

Seriously, like, it was so awesome. I can't stress enough just HOW AWESOME IT IS! Like seriously, the tagline of the movie is "A romantic comedy. With zombies." (So in other words, a Rom Com Zom). This movie effin' DELIVERS! So much of everything that is awesome! The directing was great. The plot was pretty well conceived for a zombie movie. The acting was actually really good. The gory bits were gory like nothing. There's this one money shot that I don't want to ruin for you, but basically the chauch that nobody likes gets OWNED. The editing sure wasn't anything super spectacular, but there were some very well done transitions.

I've already decided to watch it again, this movie is just so AWESOME.

I can't get the point across near enough as I should, just for the sake of making your life a life to live, go and see this movie.

10 left testicles out of a potential 10 left testicles.

I recently reached a milestone in my life, my very first hatemail;

watch yourself bud otherwise your ass will kicked and u'll be
screwed

have a nice day faggot and if u ever say anything like that again
even if its my gf i'll punch your lights out and your the one who no one likes
bud you weren't welcome out in beechy no one liked u we all just made fun of u
all the time behind your back fag

Now as many things in this email that I can point out to make this guy look like an idiot, it ultimately ends up with me just not wanting to give this guy the pleasure of doing so. There's this whole backstory for this, which I don't feel like diving into, but it basically ends up that this guy has always been a dick, and I ultimately never liked him anyways. So him sending this email just made it so I don't have to bother being nice to him anyways. Even though I haven't seen him for over a month, and I scarcely saw him anyways and talked to him even less.

Some people's children...

You know you're the epitome of cool when you ask your girlfriend what oral sex means...

embers and envelopes (ps new mewithoutyou cd oct5!) says:
i was made fun of for not really knowing what oral sex was today...would u mind telling me? i hav a few ideas but i duno if im right and i feel stupid

Everday Jesus Freak says:
ummm...... the nicest way of putting it is someone's mouth going somehere it shouldn't go

embers and envelopes (ps new mewithoutyou cd oct5!) says:
ya i kinda thot so


But only if immediately after this part of the discussion takes place, it is abrubtly followed by...

Exhibit A)
embers and envelopes (ps new mewithoutyou cd oct5!) says:
this is why having the right kind of relationship and stuff with a girl rules so much

Exhibit B)
embers and envelopes (ps new mewithoutyou cd oct5!) says:
i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

I'll leave you to your own decision on this individual.

One time I started a little ambient band with a friend of mine. It was just going to be a little two-piece thing. We weren't going to do any shows, just record some acoustic tracks of some songs we had written. I remember one night it was late and I was bored so I made some artwork on my computer and this was something remaining of what I made.



But it seemed that this particular friend of mine TOTALLY FREAKING BACKSTABBED ME and started it up with someone else and kicked me out of the band AND HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT AND I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE BAND IN THE FIRST PLACE.

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP

I'm awesome.

Hmm, what's happening nowadays for little ol' me you ask? Well DICK ALL is what I have to say. Uuuh... Crap I can't think of anything to talk about. This blog is going to end up suck. I finally figured out what makes a good blog, and it probably would of benefited me earlier, like before my blog started to suck, or if I was less tired than I am right now. As much as it may pain you to hear this, I'm not going to tell you what it is I've derived from my experience in the matter. Mostly for the fact that I haven't mulled it over in my brain yet and I don't trust myself at this present stage of day. I better wrap this up before I lose you all. Hmm.

Here's my story of the day right here:
I was babysitting for Phil, and Phil has a house with a bunch of guys he works with so I was babysitting there tonight, and his friend was like "do you like movies?" I said yah and he said follow me, so he showed me his movie collection and was like "have you seen this?" "no" "here, borrow it". and this went on for like 15 minutes

...and that's how I got 30+ DVDs.

I typed it up twice on msn so I apologize that it's not right-on grammar.


P.S. New layout! Whatya think? I like it a little better, because then my words dont go right to the edge of your screen.

I'm trying to be like e e cummings where my name doesn't follow strict punctuation grammar-wise. So now whenever I hand in homework I'll sign it as kevinKirkpatrick.

I rule.

Wanna see what makes me sad?

sigh...

As much of a cop-out it is to do another blog where I just do a bunch of quotes, it was actually real fun to get them all so I"m going to do it again. Enjoi.


"Will you, hold me, 'til morning's light? Then I'll, tell you, what it's like to die."
-We Bury Our Dead At Dawn by The Agony Scene

"Keep your eyes closed and dream those good dreams"
-the girl of my dreams

"I love you"
-The Changing Of Times by UnderOath

"You're more than I deserve You're my blessing You're my wisdom You're my freedom You're my mission "
-Reach For The Sky by Living Sacrifice

"I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Accidents"
-by Norma Jean

"You can't rule with a broke upper hand."
Broken Upper Hand by Demon Hunter

"And she's seen the rain. And I"m falling like the rain."
_You Sound Like A White Boy by .He.Is.Legend.

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."
-Matthew 6:34, The Holy Bible

Just Kevin.

After reviewing my blog history, I have come to the conclusion that I haven't had a good real blog on here for a while. Since the beginning of school it would seem. I thought to make it up for all of you who read this I would actually have something worthwhile on here. Give you the real meat and potatoes of my life.

So right now I'm talking to the girl of my dreams, she doesn't know it yet, but only because I haven't outright told her. The only downfall I can find with her is that she frikkin' lives in Saskatoon. It wouldn't be that bad if she lived in Regina, because there's lots of concerts I'd go to there. And if there was a concert in Saskatoon, I'd have a reason to go there and visit her. So that abysmally sucks.

Ummm, I'm listening to the right kind of music that totally pumps you up for everything, and I'm tapping my toes and typing in time to it and thrashing my head and the whole shebang. I'm getting ready to order a crapload of stuff off the internet, which is new and exciting to me, so I thought it was worth mentioning. I'm getting some clothing accesories and CDs mostly. I never realized until today how hard it is to get Christian hardcore music here unless you order it off the internet.

I've just realized I've been wearing these pants for almost 48 hours straight, like not taking them off for anything. Except for going to the bathroom obviously, but I haven't taken them off comepletely. Weird. S lately I've been getting into electronica, but since I still love hardcore music, it's hard to find a good combination, especially since I'm limiting it even more to Christian. The only good kind I've been able to find is by Zealot Coalition, which is actually music my friend makes on his computer. I must say it's quite the hip-happenin' music. Well that's all I've got to give, so I hope it was satisfactory. Have a good everything!